Rajnikanth’s Next Project : Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikanth swims across the Atlantic Ocean, heroine in one hand and Titanic in the other.

Take a bow !

Women as Explained by the engineers.. Have a close look

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Funny Driving license, Amazing Resemblance

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If power supply fails in US, people check power office.

If power supply fails in INDIA, people check neighbour’s house …

Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children.

The first one says, “You know, my son, he graduated first in his class from Stanford. He’s now a doctor, making $250,000 a year in Chicago.”

The second woman says, “You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Harvard. he’s now a lawyer, making half a million dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles.”

The last woman says, “You know my son, he never did too well in school. He never went to any university but he now makes one million dollars a year in New York working as a sports repairman.”

The other two women ask, “What is a sports repairman?”

The woman then replies, “He fixes games… you know, hockey games, football games, baseball games, cricket games….”

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. ! Killing any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”
He responded,”3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone”.